Just Throwing it Out There

So I am wondering something and I believe I am not alone in this. What the fuck is up with people making computer viruses? Is it maliciousness? Is it business? What gives? I imagine some acne covered fat virgin, sitting in his moms basement typing out code till two in the morning drinking Red Bull, grinning like an idiot as he hammers out another bug to cause innocent peoples family computer to come crashing to a halt. I don't understand this form of vandalism. How can you get any joy from breaking something on the other side of the country? Now I will not lie. When I was younger I was quite the hell raiser. I liked to break things, set things on fire, or soak them with a hose. I liked spray painting big obscene cocks in places where big cocks seem just obscene. But I did those things, as childish and immature as they were, I did them somewhere where I could see them. I could drive by the house a few days later and see their melted plastic mailbox, or their toilet paper strewn lawn, or their polka dotted car and feel a sense of pride of a bad job well done. These kids though who are making viruses and bugs and spyware and all the other crap that causes you not to be able to retrieve email or view pornography, these loser nobodies, they cannot see the damage they wrought. I mean, every once in a while, a big virus makes it to the national news circuit. So maybe thats what they hope to achieve. Fame, infamy, recognition of their computer prowess. If thats the case than they should look around at all the kids who want to be famous football players, or NASA space men, or, god forbid, president. How many of them achieve the success they dream of? How many make it to be the proud few standing before millions. What about the wannabe rock gods? Chances are in five years, they will be washing cars at the local gas station. My theory is that they have been denied pussy for so long that they now consider themselves some sort of evil genius. Some mad scientist, creating his monster in a lab, telling the world that rejected them that their will be revenge. THERE WILL BE REVENGE!!!! Or maybe I'm just bitter that my computer is choked full of junk and it runs like lame donkey.