The Massiah

So apparently all these Christians and Catholics are waiting for the return if Jesus. I know, its news to me too. But heres the thing. The last time he was here, some angry Jews killed him. What makes you think that won't happen again?
Heres my point. Lets say he does come back. Everyone would go ape shit right? If I saw him walking down the street I wouldn't get all misty. Instead I would punch him right in the face. Theoretically as the son of God he would see it coming. At the same time though, since he is into turning the other cheek, I think he would just take the hit.
Why would I hit Jesus you ask. Well, thats easy. I want to be the first. If he came back and people were like "oh wow, its Jesus, but look at his eye, someone got him good." I could tell people in all honesty that it was me. It would solve any argument. Just watch.

Not me: "Hey buddy, I was next in line."
Me: "You better watch your ever loving mouth!"
Not me: "Who do you think you are?!"
Me: "Oh, no one, just the guy who punched Jesus in the face!"
Not me: walks away full of shame