The World Sucks Balls

If you are happy than you are crazy. You need serious psychological help if you wake up in the morning and go "gee I am happy to be alive. hurray." Not only are you wacky in the head, but I fucking hate you. Every time I see a smiling face or a happy couple I want to curb stomp them with my size thirteens. I am not bitter. I am just a realist. The world sucks balls. You would have to be blind not to know this. Heck, even blind people know the world sucks balls. They're blind aren't they? Blind people don't walk around whistling dixie thanking god that he gave them two useless fleshy orbs in their face. They know the world sucks because they can't see. Imagine how shitty your life is, now pretend you have to feel your way around. That might be not so bad at some sort of titty convention. But out on the streets that just doesn't cut it. All I got to say is thank god for drugs. Drugs make the world a better place. Assholes kill each other for them, thus increasing the drugs per user ratio. Plus they get you high. Which is the best part of all. So my advice to you is to suck it up, smoke a bong and try to get so high you forget the world sucks a fat wet one.